Matteo Lane was cute before he became a ghastly clich

Hate him now. Stupid ducklips in every photo.

Ok OP, I agree. He is cute there as a out of shape and poorly groomed twink. But that look only sells for a few years on the meat market.

He has talked in the past about "hair surgery"...did he have his scalp closed or something because of thinning hair? His 'do is a bit odd looking. Still cute though.

He's still cute - he just needs to STFU

He was not cute before, OP.

All the comedians I've ever met or known were bottomless pits of insecurity and approval-seeking, with depressive tendencies. Every. Single. One. The scale of perfectionism exhibited in his bodily transformation tells a story.

He’s had way too many threads here. He’s a terrible comic, not handsome, and I don’t care if he shows his ass/abs all the time.

For some reason this guy keeps popping up in my youtube suggestions lately & I find him not even remotely funny, clever or unique. His material is just typical, prosaic gay tropes with predictable attitude.

He's funny sometimes but annoying as well.

I like how he's genuinely shameless about being an exclusive bottom.

Do you think his butt has been augmented? It doesn't look fake-fake but it is pronounced.

I just found him on YouTube. I usually find gay comics (especially flamboyant ones) exhausting, but I think he's funny. His videos and shorts are just the right length; I'm not sure I could sit through an hour-long set.

Those droopy, puffy eyes give me fetal alcohol syndrome vibes.

I’m guessing he doesn’t give a crap about what you shut-in, lazy losers think about him. That being said, the new Instagram posts of him and Isaac Mizrahi together are unbearable to watch.

At 16 he was adorably hot and didn’t know it. At 36 he thinks he is way hotter than he actually is. I’ll take the former any day.

He must meet tons of guys who are into him, but it must be tough to trust any of them. Gays like these can have a hard time finding a partner (if they want one).

I've watched a few of his cooking videos too. Loved the one with fried chicken cutlets.

Calling him basic is generous. He’s not worth commentary about anything whatsoever.

I’m more of a Kenneth Williams guy myself

Looks like he should be living in Indiana or West Virginia.

r23 he does (did) have a thing for dirty hipster redneck pigs but seems to prefer the trade among the islands of greece

His Liza Minnelli is funny.

Feeling jealous OP? Insecure?

Why the hate?

I had no idea he had surgery!

On his scalp r28. To remove his bald spot.

He did on some podcast. Maybe even on instagram.

His face looks different as well.

Bump…he goes into detail about his hair transplant surgery here…

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